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Endless Shrimp
Business and EconomyFood
May 21, 2024 Ben Franklin

The Grim Career Prospects of Red Lobster’s Promotional Genius

From Shrimp King to Shrimp Skewered In the wake of Red Lobster’s spectacular financial collapse, all eyes have turned to

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Week 21
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May 20, 2024 Ben Franklin

Hilarious Horoscopes: Week 21

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your enthusiasm is infectious, but so is your terrible singing in the shower. This

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Virtual Dress
Personal TechScience and Technology
May 19, 2024 Ben Franklin

Fashion Industry Introduces ‘Virtual Wardrobe’ to Combat Overproduction

In a revolutionary move to save the planet and our closet space, the fashion industry has introduced a groundbreaking concept:

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SportsWNBA
May 18, 2024 Ben Franklin

WNBA Considers Bold New Strategy: Inviting Transgender Athletes

In a groundbreaking move that promises to add a twist to the basketball world, the WNBA has announced a contingency

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Boring Metlife
Business and EconomyWorkplace
May 17, 2024 Ben Franklin

AI Declares MetLife the Most Monotonous Workplace, Beating IRS

MetLife: More Boring Than the IRS, Says AI In a twist no one saw coming, MetLife has achieved the unthinkable:

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CatholicismReligion
May 17, 2024 Ben Franklin

Vatican’s New Guidelines: No More Crying Over Fake Weeping Statues

In a heavenly twist of modern regulation, the Vatican has decided to put the brakes on all those miraculous claims

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Electric Debate
Politics
May 16, 2024 Ben Franklin

Sparks Fly as Trump and Biden Agree to Shock Treatment Debates

In an unprecedented move to ensure a civilized debate, former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden have agreed to

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Personal TechScience and Technology
May 16, 2024 Ben Franklin

New Study Finds Instagram Users Prefer Talking to Bots Over Real People

In a surprising twist, a Hootsuite Social Trends 2024 survey reveals Instagram users now favor AI bots over human friends.

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Politics
May 15, 2024 Ben Franklin

 New House Bill Proposes Sending Rowdy College Protesters on an “Educational” Trip to Gaza

In a turn that must be rather surprising regarding campus politics, House Republicans have crafted a piece of legislation which

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Starbucks New Brew
Business and EconomyConsumer Affairs
May 15, 2024 Ben Franklin

Coffee Beans of Contention: Starbucks’ Latest Brew Is “Literally” Money

In a bold move that walks the tightrope between fiscal responsibility and caffeine dependency, Starbucks unveiled its latest blend, the

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  • Detoxing from Detoxes
    Detoxing from Detoxes: The Absurdity of Modern Health Obsessions
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  • DNC Mulls Over Replacing Kamala Harris With Jimmy Carter to Win Blue Wall States, Eyes Centenarian Voting Bloc
  • Social Media Titans: Invaluable Heroes of Skincare Routines and Dance Challenges
  • World Unites to Reverse Climate Change to Save Their iPhones

MetLife receives a sympathy ad since AI declared them most boring place to work, beating the IRS.

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