Hilarious Horoscopes

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your week will feel like an unpredictable game of Twister, with fate throwing you

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your week will be like a reality show—full of drama, plot twists, and inexplicable

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your week will be like a poorly assembled IKEA desk—full of potential but likely

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your enthusiasm is infectious, but so is your terrible singing in the shower. This