Wells Fargo Employees Suing Over Mouse Jiggler Firings
In a twist that even a contortionist would envy, several Wells Fargo employees, recently fired for using “mouse jigglers” to
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Frugal Benjamin
Your Daily Dose of Disbelief
Author: Ben Franklin
Big Pharma Baffled as Grandma’s Walking Club Outsmarts Alzheimer’s Drugs
In an eye-rolling revelation that has left no one truly stunned, the elite Dr. Heather Sandison has revealed that exercise
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Splashdown: Trans Athletes Find the Water Cooler Than Expected
In a development that is making rainbows without the pot of gold at the end, the number of men transitioning
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Trump’s Tax Cut Strip-ulation: Strippers Swing Their Support in Exchange for Untaxed Tips
In a surprise twist, or should we say twerk, former President Donald Trump’s recent pledge to eliminate taxes on tips
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Hilarious Horoscopes: Week 24
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your week will feel like an unpredictable game of Twister, with fate throwing you
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Will Smith’s Slap at Redemption: Bad Boys 4 Promo Event Goes Awry
In a move that only the Fresh Prince himself could conceive, Will Smith planned to turn the tables on his
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From Bargain Bins to Executive Bliss: Bentonville’s Luxurious Makeover
Bentonville, Arkansas, once a quaint town known for its charm and budget-friendly lifestyle, is now undergoing a metamorphosis worthy of
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McDonald’s CEO Concedes: Dollar Menu Returns with ‘Innovative’ New Items
McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski has penned an open letter to customers announcing the triumphant return of the Dollar Menu. This
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JP Morgan Chase Seeks Identical Twins and Celebrity Doppelgangers for ‘Pay with Your Face’ Biometric System Debugging
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others just scratching, JP Morgan Chase announced their latest
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Hilarious Horoscopes: Week 23
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your week will be like a reality show—full of drama, plot twists, and inexplicable
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