Detoxing from Detoxes: The Absurdity of Modern Health Obsessions
Ah, modern health trends – a kaleidoscope of kale, Himalayan salt lamps, and cold plunges that promise to cure everything
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Frugal Benjamin
Your Daily Dose of Disbelief
Author: Ben Franklin
Taming the Whippersnappers: Frugal Ben’s Top 5 Tips for Leading Gen Z Workers
Ah, the youth of today, the Gen Zers! With their TikTok dances and constant fixation on their mental health, they’ve
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DNC Mulls Over Replacing Kamala Harris With Jimmy Carter to Win Blue Wall States, Eyes Centenarian Voting Bloc
Sources inside the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have revealed that, amid Kamala Harris’ mixed polling in key Blue Wall states,
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Social Media Titans: Invaluable Heroes of Skincare Routines and Dance Challenges
In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, where would we be without our esteemed social media influencers? These
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World Unites to Reverse Climate Change to Save Their iPhones
The world has finally come together in a historic and united effort to reverse the effects of climate change. The
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AI Revolution: Nvidia’s New Chip Promises to Make Toasters Even Smarter
Nvidia’s latest AI chip, the Rubin platform, promises to usher in a new era of intelligence for machines, making even
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Revolutionary Doctors Endorse Diet and Exercise: Bold Move or Just Plain Silly?
In a shocking medical announcement, doctors are now endorsing diet and exercise over weight loss drugs for obese kids. How
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Kim Kardashian Convinced NASA’s New ‘Artificial Star’ Plan Is About Her
In a twist of cosmic confusion, Kim Kardashian reportedly went into a full-blown panic upon hearing that NASA was working
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Wells Fargo’s New Motto: ‘If You’re Smart with Money, You’re Not Our Type’
In a bold and somewhat unsurprising move, Wells Fargo has announced that it may be pulling the plug on its
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Kim Jong Un Seals ‘Strategic Trash Pact’ with Putin After Fancy Car Ride
In a stinky strategic plot that has left geopolitical analysts both bewildered and bemused, the new defense pact between North
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