About Us

Welcome to Frugal Benjamin, where our news costs less than your morning coffee—even if you’re just drinking water. In a world brimming with serious news and overwhelming facts, Frugal Benjamin serves as your go-to source for news made cheaper by skipping the truth. Our motto? “Why let facts ruin a good story?” Embrace the nonsense. Because reality is overrated, and frankly, much more expensive.

Who We Are

At Frugal Benjamin, we pride ourselves on delivering the finest in satirical news, thanks to our elite team of writers who are aided by none other than the spiritual essence of Benjamin Franklin himself. Yes, you read that right. Through the mystical arts of mental mediumship, our writers channel the wit and wisdom of the legendary Ben Franklin, ensuring that every piece of news is imbued with his timeless humor and frugality.

Why Benjamin Franklin?

Because he was the original frugal influencer, a master of industry, and the ultimate purveyor of wit. His “Poor Richard’s Almanac” was the 18th-century equivalent of a viral blog—packed with wisdom, humor, and practical advice. We aim to carry forward that legacy.

Our Mission

Frugal Benjamin is committed to the noble pursuit of making you chuckle while you save. We believe that laughter is the best medicine, especially when it’s on a budget. By parodying the world of news, we offer a refreshing break from the seriousness of everyday life. Because let’s face it, the truth can be a bit pricey.

A Tribute to Poor Richard

The name “Frugal Benjamin” was inspired by Benjamin Franklin’s “Poor Richard’s Almanac,” a publication known for its clever aphorisms and practical advice. Just as Franklin provided insights and humor in his time, we aim to do the same in ours, albeit with a modern twist. Our goal is to keep Ben’s legacy alive, one satirical article at a time.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the absurdity. Welcome to Frugal Benjamin, where the news is always frugal, and the laughs are always free.