Kim Kardashian Convinced NASA’s New ‘Artificial Star’ Plan Is About Her
In a twist of cosmic confusion, Kim Kardashian reportedly went into a full-blown panic upon hearing that NASA was working on a project involving an “artificial star.” According to sources close to the reality TV star, she believed the space agency was referring to her and her rise to fame, which skyrocketed without any apparent talent but rather by posting an hourly stream of selfies.
The confusion began when NASA announced plans to launch an “artificial star” into space for calibrating telescopes on Earth. This scientific endeavor, intended to improve our view of the cosmos, was completely misinterpreted by Kardashian, who thought it was her they were planning to put in space.
“Kim freaked out,” said an insider. “She thought NASA was referring to her as the ariticial star they were going to launch into space. It took hours of convincing from her friends and family to make her understand that NASA was not talking about her.”
Despite her initial terror, Kim’s friends eventually managed to calm her down by explaining that the “artificial star” was not her. However, the story took an amusing twist when, after realizing she wasn’t going to be launched into space, Kim appeared somewhat disappointed that the fuss wasn’t about her after all.
“She was almost flattered by the idea of being a focus of attention for NASA,” the insider continued. “Once she understood that it wasn’t about her, she felt a bit let down. I guess she’s just used to being the center of the universe.”
Kim’s brief but intense bout of confusion has become the latest subject of amusement on social media. After all, if anyone checks all the boxes for artificial fame – it’s Kim Kardashian.
