Sparks Fly as Trump and Biden Agree to Shock Treatment Debates
In an unprecedented move to ensure a civilized debate, former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden have agreed to a new debate format featuring shock treatment. The agreement, hailed as “electrifying” by political analysts, stipulates that Trump will receive a jolt if he interrupts, while Biden will get zapped if he falls asleep.
The shocking development came after weeks of negotiations, with both camps finally agreeing to the terms. “We’re turning a new leaf in American politics,” said a spokesperson for the Debate Commission. “This time, it’s not just their words that will be electrifying.”
Trump, known for his frequent interruptions, has reportedly taken a crash course in self-restraint. “I can handle a little buzz,” Trump tweeted, “but believe me, nobody shocks better than me. My shocks are the best shocks, and you’ll see—It’s going to be huge!”
Biden, on the other hand, has stocked up on espresso and alarm clocks. “I’m ready to stay wide awake and shock the audience with my policies,” he quipped during a campaign stop. “Look, folks, no joke. I’ve got my buzzers, my espressos, and, uh, you know, the thing.”
Critics have expressed concern over the health implications of the new debate format, but supporters argue it’s a small price to pay for a coherent and uninterrupted discussion. “Think of it as a high-stakes game show,” one commentator suggested. “The stakes are high, and so is the voltage.”
As the nation eagerly awaits the first “Electric Debate,” one thing is clear: this time, both candidates will have to stay on their toes—if not for the voters, then to avoid the buzz.
